theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)

huemannequin:

So, my mom was watching Jerry Springer and there were a bunch of people getting their ‘Jerry Beads’ (which are obtained by flashing your breasts, for my less-exposed friends) and out of no where I just randomly decided that it would be a brilliant idea to pick up my Pillow Pet, hold it, let it proclaim ‘I want my Jerry Beads!’ and then unsnap the Velcro and have it dance around like it was flashing Jerry on TV.

I’m pretty sure I need some form of mental help.

was it that cute ass rainbow bear one? <3 

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

they r pokemon 

solluxforpresident:

Tumblr is Grade- A Beyonce, not taking yo shit today. 

ticklesthesomething:

pick-up-pieces-leave-dust-behind:

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

had to. 

indebtandbored:

marathemara:

alexisturtle:

10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

why doesn’t this have more notes?

signal boost

i feel this would require me to buy clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch